Funniest Church Moments Ever

For our first Fun Friday post, I'm going to share some hilarious church moments from a Jennifer Fulwiler Facebook post. These short, ten-word stories had my family laughing until they cried.

I've lived some of these, and seen a few more, and they're always funnier when they're happening to someone else, aren't they?

My story (not my kids, but I think brothers should count):

Altar serving brother sleeping mouth open. Priest's homily? Vocations. (9!)

or

Same brother, standing room, purse taking chair, perfectly-aimed vomit. (That one might be the best, not the worst)

What is your ten words or less moment?